Just put it in Maintenance mode Max , you can write out the url and Log in From There , and still keep it
QC
6th Place
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in
the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
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5th Place
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without blinking an eyelid she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
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4th Place
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of
Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, " I'm afraid not, they're dead."
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3rd Place
The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he
stopped for speeding.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the bobby said.
The kid replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his
way without a ticket.
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2nd Place
A lorry driver was driving along on a country road.
A sign came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck
under it.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab
and said to the driver,
"Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out
of petrol!"
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SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's
final exam.
"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being
here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sblack personing.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the
student,
Shook her head and sweetly said,
"Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand
QC
